Why Incognito?

Besides the obvious fact that I'm a married woman, my online identity absolutely must remain incognito because let's just say my husband and I are somewhat of a high-profile couple. Due to this reason, I cannot even give any reference as to our geographical location, I cannot post photos that can identify me or my surroundings and as a viewer asked in his comments below, I do not have a web cam.

I've given a lot of thought to these security measures so I am able to relax and feel free to express my most secretive thoughts. You see, I have a very proper, respectable wife image, so if my inner sexual tramp was ever publicly discovered, well...I don't even want to imagine what would happen.

So married people, here are a few of my simple rules to follow for proper, safe sexual fantasies and encounters:

1. First of all, create a completely separate online identity. Get a new e-mail address that obviously does not contain your real name (even your first name!) and use it specifically for any and all online needs. Use it for blogging, signing up for online forums and/or chat sessions, etc.

2. Whatever you do, do NOT use a credit card for anything that you will not want to be discovered for purchasing. This means any website subscriptions, booking hotel rooms, even purchasing condoms at your local store. Always use cash!

3. If you set up a meeting with someone (to fuck, obviously) tell them upfront that you don't want to exchange identities or know anything about each other (remember, this is not exactly a date!) and I would not even want them to know where I live or what kind of car I drive, especially the license plates. I guess this is why I think foreign sex is so hot, especially when you don't speak the same language...who needs conversation when you want to spend every available minute fucking? Oh, another reason to not know their name is so you never "accidentally" scream out that name while sleeping with your spouse! Besides, making it personal will also make it emotional and that's where it conflicts with marriage. I guess I'm one of the few women out there that truly understand and accept one-night stands, IF for the simple purpose of satisfying one's sexual fantasies but NOT to become emotionally involved.

4. If you decide to post photos of yourself online, just make sure you remove any identifying aspect from the photo before posting it. This means any scars, tattoos, birthmarks you have, as well as anything in the background that someone could recognize. You just never know who might look at your photos one day...better safe than sorry! This is also why I discourage the use of a web cam. Let's just say that when you are masturbating, it's very hard to concentrate on making sure your face is not in view of the camera...hell, it's hard to concentrate on anything else but feeling good, right?

5. Don't show off your new sexual vocabulary to your spouse! I admit that before I started reading sex blogs, I had never heard such terms as "wanking" or "clit" because I also have not really watched any X-rated movies. So if I were to slip and use this new lingo around my husband, that would be an immediate red flag to him that SOMETHING was going on!